My humble beginnings stem from the urban environment of Newark, New Jersey. Progressing through the Catholic School system with minor incident, I managed to survive with only the slight dysfunction of having an affinity for neck ties. As time passed, I’ve held typical employment positions, moved to the mid-west, returned to Jersey, and finally found myself in Hampton Roads. I currently work in a cubicle as one of the many cogs that keep the corporate machine rolling. It’s a bit mind numbing, but I get to wear a tie.
My goal for the future is a modest one… World domination! Of course, if I just happen to fall short on that, my back up plan is to simply create my own business. I’ll create a corporation and fill it with my own cubicles. My offices will be worldwide and the dress code will entail a mandatory neck tie policy.
